JSN's Police Dept Mission Statement
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JSN's Police Dept Mission Statement
The Rumford Reporter Wow! Wouldn't it be great if the Rumford Police Department's mission statement really was: "We strive to provide modern policing methods to partner with our residents to achieve a safe and secure place to live, work, and play." Let's think of a better one for them that actually describes their policing methods and t...actics. I'll go first.
The Rumford Reporter We strive to act like the biggest idiots you have ever met in your lifetime, we don't care about your rights, if you did nothing wrong and stood up for your rights, we will still arrest you, and you better be locking up your fifteen year olds cuz we know that if the kid is 14 or under, it is gross sexual assault. We live high off the hog, work very little, and play more than anything to lure our young victims with all our shiny new vehicles and uniforms. (IMHO)
The Rumford Reporter We strive to act like the biggest idiots you have ever met in your lifetime, we don't care about your rights, if you did nothing wrong and stood up for your rights, we will still arrest you, and you better be locking up your fifteen year olds cuz we know that if the kid is 14 or under, it is gross sexual assault. We live high off the hog, work very little, and play more than anything to lure our young victims with all our shiny new vehicles and uniforms. (IMHO)
dr- Number of posts : 567
Registration date : 2008-12-08
Re: JSN's Police Dept Mission Statement
Sounds like a 15 year old teenager. Most adults outgrow this sort of stuff.
Re: JSN's Police Dept Mission Statement
She got spanked by the RPD, and she doesn't like it..
Keep 'em coming Jennifer Stowell Norris...(the gift that keeps on giving)!
Keep 'em coming Jennifer Stowell Norris...(the gift that keeps on giving)!
T- Number of posts : 3862
Registration date : 2008-06-23
Re: JSN's Police Dept Mission Statement
I'd really like to know if she's a witch or has ever been a witch...
T- Number of posts : 3862
Registration date : 2008-06-23
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