A little comic relief :)

http://sardinereport.wordpress.com/2011/03/16/entire-globe-engulfed-in-crisis-except-maine/

Locals Still Complain


AUBURN – An endless array of political and environmental calamities enveloped the entire planet Tuesday, with no corner of the globe except Maine being spared from sudden and violent deaths by the thousands.
While Maine is almost always a relatively stable place, experts say, this year marks the first time this was the only spot in the entire world with no major earthquakes or hurricanes, no significant crime, no bloody political revolutions or overbearing dictatorships, no public health crisis, no mudslides, no volcanic eruptions blackening the sky with ash, no giant wildfires, no poisonous snakes or spiders, and no professional or college sports teams expected to miss the play-offs.
Mainers reacted to the news in their typical rugged-individualist New England manner: by searching for something to complain about..............

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