Local author soon to publish

I was just browsing AMAZON under “ aspiring authors” and came across these listings:





“ HOW I KILLED THE TOWN” by JSN



“ VENDETTAS and how to conduct them but still deny it all ” by JSN



“ UNIONS… the evil within” by JSN



“COPS, FIREFIGHTERS, and anyone else I don’t like.. a girlhood memoir” by JSN



“ My Website… it’s ALL ABOUT ME” by JSN (with contributions from Jason Thompson and two others)



“ Unemployment Compensation and the big fat liars that run it” by JSN (with a forward by Anne Coulter)



Apparently this author-to-be is still shopping for a publisher, so no orders can be taken at this time. It seems that the publishers are asking an exorbitant sum to publish these much- in-demand volumes, so all pre-publication reviews must be held in confidence until the actual publication date.

Can hardly wait to read the dedication pages:

To my dear friend and mentor, Steve.

To JL for support and inspiration.

To RB who makes more than I did.

To my body guard for making me look so intelligent.

to my bodyguard for making me look thin