Re: favorite christmas songs

by Timeout Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:16 pm

Attention Deficit Disorder: Silent Night, Holy Night...hey look!...A frog!...Can I have some chocolate?...How come France is so far away???

by C Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:31 pm

Timeout wrote:My daughter said this one to me last week...Mom, I'm telepathetic.

I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In On Christmas Morn.... 2 years from now....

by jayjolin1977 Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:26 pm

its not a song but its jeff dunham and peanut as seen on his christmas special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqvWUk3cgY0

by KevinNSaisi Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:42 pm

Oh, how festive, what christmas spirit!! Making fun of disabled people... We must be proud!!

by 911Dispatcher Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:33 pm

and Grandma got run over by a reindeer is making fun of elderly people....lighten up Kevin

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by Alexander Nevsky Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:02 pm

Favorite Christmas songs…..Hmm. Mine, dark, disturbing….yes. I agree, but it’s a favorite. Our perspectives are (in the definition) defined as ours. A personal reflection of inquisitive thought, not yours, mine. A question asked. A question answered. Agree or disagree, a question answered.

A drunk you’re a fan? Maybe both. Artistic integrity is beheld of one. Never question the answer proposed. There is no wrong answer, just judgment.

My perspective may be indifferent, but it is mine. No shock, no garbage, there is no elsewhere only (the) here and now. Questioning ones perspective, is………..( you answer that yourself).

My second favorite Christmas song is Silent Night. But I wish not to be abstruse with that perspective.

Merry Christmas, Rumford Maine.

Alexander

by xmashen Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:40 pm

darkness has its place , even in the brightest of times. The South Park Christmas album is one of my favorites. And although they may seem a bit sick, they make me roll with laughter.

by xmashen Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:22 pm

Here's a song of the season (of any season) from one of my favoritie singers, Atari Kousuke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2v4ds0s2P4&feature=related

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